Supporting the “Highpot-thesis”
Hey everybody! I’m the Conserver! You know, the one hit wonder! And today I’m gonna do youa favor and shed some statistical advice on smoking up! I’m gonna give you some great tips on how to keep your sack fat and your facts backed!
Recent studies have shown that once THC is in your system, you only need a little bit to regain that amazing sensation of being HIGH! That’s right! And that’s the best information the Conserver has ever heard! So much for making brownies, hitting 3 foot bongs and rolling blunts so big they resemble a long turd after an herbal cleanse!!! (Unless you’ve never done a cleanse…then just imagine a dog steamer…) I don’t know who these “experts” are but they must be fans of the Conserver…who else but me is gonna tell you that just one hit works wondersto bring about the stony goodness and there’s no need to puff your shit away? You need to conserve and make us experts proud!
I just wanna know who was in their test group? Was it a fellow Conserver, who when asked to compare the high of smoking a joint to the high of a single hit from the metal one hitter, began to cry? Or what if it was truly a stonier McStoner? You know, the homey who thinks the only way to get high is to smoke all of his shit and yours ? Or what if it was some random dude they found at the local nursing home?…not the old guy with dementia…but the candy striper who is wiping his ass and stealing his jello! How did they conduct the study? “Come get high with us…we drug test everybody…”? All I know is I wanna be a part of that control group…and help support their “highpot-thesis”. In any case, we now have official facts to support the Conserver’s cause! The when your homey tells you its time to pull out your papers, reach for your metal one hitter instead! It’s scientific stoner wisdom!
So until next week don’t be hatin’ on the homey who believes in the ”experts” and has the last bowl at the end of the week to prove it! Cuz that’s me and I’m the Conserver!
Dillon said,
June 22, 2009 at 7:55 pm
so if i just have two hoots i should be good hold em in!! then cough when you cant hold your breath any longer is my way of making .1 of a gram get me stoned