Happily Ever After
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry
me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the girl lived happily
ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
had sex with whomever she pleased… did whatever the
hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat,
traveled more, had many boyfriends, didn’t save money,
and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the
theatre, never watched football, never wore fricken
lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self
esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked
fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted
all the time.
THE END
