Resin Bunk Funk
Hey der everybody! I’m the Conserver…you know, the one hit wonder! And today I’ve come to sit in the circle and share some sound advice on sparing the buds cuz I’m kind that way…that’s right! I’m gonna teach you Conservation 101! I’m gonna share with you and all the discreet conservers worldwide some sure fire ways to save the hooch and fatten the pooch!
Ok…now here’s a great way to stay super stoney and conserve on your smokey smokey! Listen…the next time you’re off to a party, secretly smoke by yourself before hooking up with the homeys and make sure to leave your buds at home! BUT most importantly, when you do arrive and your homeys are hitting the nug…SMOKE UP Johnny! That’s right! When that bowl is passed your way, smoke up!!! It don’t matter how high you are already…never and I mean NEVER pass up the opportunity to smoke the weed! It’s a conserver’s responsibility to keep those THC levels HIGH!
And now, not everybody’s gonna agree with me, but I think that once a week it is imperative that you give your bag of weed a rest and hit some of the nasty ass resin…you know…that black sticky icky that comes outta the end of your metal one hitter? That stinky turtle turd is chuck FULL of smokey goodness!!! Just make sure to have a tissue ready (and some Dentine Ice) just in case you get a good tongue coating of black resin! (Even I hate that taste!) Have a wet wipe on hand as well…that stinky poo can ooze everywhere! Wiping it on the back of your jeans is a BAD idea and nothing is worse than smelling like bunk funk while you’re out in public trying to act like you’re not stoned. I know! Once I wiped it on the bottom of my car seat and the shit made my car smell so bad even my dogs refused a ride! For weeks!
But a conserver’s gotta do what he’s gotta do! Just make sure to manage the stinky goo…
Remember…conserve, conserve, conserve!
So until next week, don’t be hatin on the homey who has the last bowl at the end of the week and a truffle turd in her one hitter. Cuz that’s ME! and I’m the Conserver!
See ya soon!
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Billy D. said,
May 27, 2009 at 3:29 am
I don’t agree with the first part at all. Make your friends always smoke you out? No thanks. I don’t take advantage of my friends.